Done. Next challenge please. #pokemonmaster #googlemaps

Done. Next challenge please. #pokemonmaster #googlemaps

Attention #Netflix please allow to retort; Please do pancakes next.

Attention #Netflix please allow to retort; Please do pancakes next.

Attention #Netflix please do pancakes next.

Attention #Netflix please do pancakes next.

I never delete my parent’s voicemails. You never know which words could be the last ones you ever hear…

I never delete my parent’s voicemails. You never know which words could be the last ones you ever hear…

Playing minecraft at work. #minecrafting

Playing minecraft at work. #minecrafting

I choose to laugh at the audacity of a situation rather than sulk in it. #wellthissucks (at Wawa)

I choose to laugh at the audacity of a situation rather than sulk in it. #wellthissucks (at Wawa)

On my only day of Christmas my mother gave to me: 1 bottle of eye drops, 3 tubs of hair gel/paste, 2 spray-on deodorants, 2 deodorant sticks, 1 30-pack of condoms, 1 bottle of lotion, 1 box of q-tips, 1 bottle of peroxide, 1 bottle of 92% isopropyl alcohol, and 1 box of band-aids. Thanks mom.

On my only day of Christmas my mother gave to me: 1 bottle of eye drops, 3 tubs of hair gel/paste, 2 spray-on deodorants, 2 deodorant sticks, 1 30-pack of condoms, 1 bottle of lotion, 1 box of q-tips, 1 bottle of peroxide, 1 bottle of 92% isopropyl alcohol, and 1 box of band-aids. Thanks mom.

We ate it. We ate it all.

We ate it. We ate it all.

About to get real on my #420 #thebrowning

About to get real on my #420 #thebrowning

Lmao This kid. @dylanpics13

Lmao This kid. @dylanpics13

Ham egg and cheese omelets.  Spicyyyy.

Ham egg and cheese omelets. Spicyyyy.

I haven’t instaspammed in a while. So, here you go.

I haven’t instaspammed in a while. So, here you go.

Why a Raichu collage? Well, Raichu has always held a special place in my heart as my favorite Pokémon. And, well, because Pokemon was and still is a large part of my life. It taught me morals all the churches and schools in the world could never teach and it allowed me to feel powerful and victorious even when I felt I was at the bottom. It showed me that life is a tough journey but, in order to succeed, you have to make sacrifices and struggle to better yourself and those around you. Pokémon. Taking kids on a magical road to victory since 1996. #iknowthatfeel #pokemon

Why a Raichu collage? Well, Raichu has always held a special place in my heart as my favorite Pokémon. And, well, because Pokemon was and still is a large part of my life. It taught me morals all the churches and schools in the world could never teach and it allowed me to feel powerful and victorious even when I felt I was at the bottom. It showed me that life is a tough journey but, in order to succeed, you have to make sacrifices and struggle to better yourself and those around you. Pokémon. Taking kids on a magical road to victory since 1996. #iknowthatfeel #pokemon

I find myself cruising to Big Chocolate in my car honking at people who pass me in other Dodges saying: “Dodge crew!” #dodgecrew #bigchocolate (at Delaware Technical & Community College - Jack F. Owens Campus)

I find myself cruising to Big Chocolate in my car honking at people who pass me in other Dodges saying: “Dodge crew!” #dodgecrew #bigchocolate (at Delaware Technical & Community College - Jack F. Owens Campus)

You know, just because you’re a “country girl” doesn’t mean you need a “country guy”. We all grew-up in the same area. So, why not go metal? Because, once you go metal, you’ll wanna sell your soul to the devil. #metalbitch

You know, just because you’re a “country girl” doesn’t mean you need a “country guy”. We all grew-up in the same area. So, why not go metal? Because, once you go metal, you’ll wanna sell your soul to the devil. #metalbitch